Funny Looking Cake

Of the many things I love about pastry & desserts and all the techniques involved, I think I might enjoy the act of piping the most.  It is at once practical and artful and is, I believe, a mark of a skilled pastry chef.  Of course, having the correct (and sometimes expensive) tools on hand can make even amateurs look like they've been piping for years.

One such tool is the "sultan".  At about $30 and made of strong polycarbonate, it looks like a  wide mouth fluted tip with an inverted cone protruding from the center.  The prongs that hold the cone in place are set near the middle of the shaft so as not to interfere with the medium in the bag.  The simple act of piping  whipped cream using the kiss* method yields a striking, almost barnacle shaped garnish.

For a recent order, I wanted this chocolate mousse cake, layered with pistachio financier and caramel marshmallows, to also be decorated with flavors corresponding with the interior.  A smooth glaze of chocolate gave me a dark blank canvas from which to work.   Using the sultan tip, random and clustered droppings of green tinted pistachio cream lay the "sculpted" groundwork to the design.  The donut shape of the cream also serves as a vessel into which I dispense gooey salted caramel.  Pure white dots of white chantilly, piped with a plain round tip, add contrast and help to fill in some of the gaps.  A sparing sprinkling of pistachios and caramelized white chocolate pearls add an elegant finishing touch.

This tip is also popular with those who make "religeuses", where it easily creates a collar to connect the smaller globe of pâte à choux to its larger base.

*With the pastry bag and tip perpendicular to the cake or piping surface, dispense a dot of chosen medium with even pressure.  As your hand pulls straight up away from the cake, release pressure until the medium tails off to a point.  The finished pipe should resemble a Hershey's Kiss.

"Gawdy Italian"

With a very busy banquet room below our main dining space at the restaurant, I've become quite accustomed to making cakes for these events.  Birthdays and anniversaries are the norm, and so far, we've done one wedding.  Our standard cake offerings take their flavor profiles from the petits gateaux we feature in the showcase, and get bumped up into larger, grander versions of themselves for parties.  For almost all of our clients, this suits just fine considering the variety they can choose from.

Some recent patrons, however, have been wanting something a little more familiar to their childhood fêtes.  Last week, I got a request for a "white trash" birthday cake.  The words "duncan" and "hines" were spoken in that same conversation.  Did I turn my nose?  Absolutely not!!  When it comes to cake, I am no snob.  We proudly delivered a 4-layered, super buttery yellow cake (made from scratch) with obligatory domed top and birthday sprinkles to finish.  It was a fun departure to swirl the soft fudgy icing all around, trying to get the perfect waves and dips.

But I think my most recent cake request just spawned my all-time favorite cake I've ever made in my life!  The party was celebrating the birthday of an actor whose current role in a popular TV series set in 1920's Atlantic City is garnering him much attention.  Our events manager gave me carte blanche on the flavor, but specifically requested an "old school gawdy Italian" cake to present to the birthday boy.  

So here it is.  Three layers of the lightest vanilla chiffon soaked in the booziest cherry brandy syrup.  A cassata-esque filling of ricotta whipped cream scented with citrus zest and splintered with chocolate shards and amarena cherries.  A sweet dark chocolate glaze.  I got to tap into my antique piping fetish with rosettes and garlands of chantilly.  No offense to Italians, but nothing says gawdy like a maraschino cherry; so on they went, along with sicilian pistachios and candied orange.  Toasted banners of marzipan said it best.

As I'm ADORING the god-aweful beauty & kitsch of this masterpiece, I'm just hoping the birthday boy and the rest of the party will "get it" too.  I wasn't in the room to bear witness, but I heard many photos were taken and even more smiles were grinned.  I managed to sneak a chunk for myself and the team, and hot damn was it delicious!!

Buttery Art

I have a new love and fascination...with buttercream.  So simple.  So magical!  This particular buttercream was made for me by my extern, who spent many years as a cake decorator.  His technique for making it was unfamiliar to me, so I was a bit skeptical.  Turns out he knew what he was doing.  He likened the texture of his buttercream to oil paint, with the silkiest shine and texture yet the strength to stand tall on its own.

I took the opportunity to work with it on a small 5" birthday cake for my cook's wife.  For the botanically minded, you may recognize my attempt at a climbing blue wisteria.  For those who are not, uh...that's my attempt at a climbing blue wisteria.  Anatomically correct or not, the whole point of the exercise was to bring whimsy, movement, and color to an ordinary cake with just an artful piping of buttercream.  I love how this medium can entirely change a cake's shape.  I also admire how it can pipe beautiful patterns and micro thin petals and still be soft and delicious to eat.